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New Bills and New Countries!
Recently toady, 5 new bills were passed by Nick, the evil dictator. The Bills, each from a standard duck, was sold to Bob Smith for $75 each. Bob also, with his money from the Resteraunt he owns, "Land of Toxic Delicacies" has bought the newly found island, 20 miles east of America, for $5,000,000. He has added this country to the many countries in the world, and named it "Active Volcano Land", in memory of his road and the island's lovely scenery, including 50sq Mi of Active Volcanoes.
The Island, which is 5sq miles big, is said to be the safest island in the world, with only 742 eruptions a day. The Island, 200 miles into the Atlantic, is home to over 750 species of slugs, and the rare buck-toothed tiger. The HippyPottamus has also been sighted. This animal, the rarest in the world, with only 36 left on this very island, has been taught to say "Peace" and can also make a peace sign. It, along with the parrot, can also copy human's language, but changing the words slightly with their comic minds.
An airport, many towns and a Barbie Factory has been built on the island from Bob's Request. If you require more information, visit www.volcanolandfordummies.blogspot.com, or buy the book at any good book retailer. This book will be available as of New Year 2009.
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