Trial Massacre!
At the trial of Arnold J. Treebranch, yesterday at 6:45pm, a crime was committed. 3 Frogs were rabidly massacred by an unknown murderer. James Frogworthy, Daniel Ribbitizer, and Mike ImAFrog were all murdered. The "Frogs Rule and Should Not Be Killed" committee, or FRK (Not to be mistaken for the Finnish Red Cross- Also FRK) were called in to investigate. No clues were found. Arnold left the trial innocent by the jury and does not have to share time with PUNK MAN. If you have any information on the crime, please call 911-666-9999 or email Bob at someone@bob.com.
The Horoscope
By Mrs. Janet Happiness(Replacing Mrs Lovely)- Not by star sign- by month!
January: This week you will eat poop. If you do not, something very bad will happen to you.
February: Amazing True Fact: 99% of people born in February will vote Nick Start for evil dictator this week.
March: You will drop a 20-ton weight on your foot this week.
April: You disgust me.
May: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
June: I quit this stupid Horoscope!
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